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Oh foolish relatives to believe we have nothing on you. Here is some relatively innocent evidence of typical Newtonian misdeeds to give you a taste of things to come! Don't forget - further shame and embarrassment can be avoided by simply pressing the 'Blackmail' button at the bottom of this page now.

Man hiding behind drainpipe s Roy has been caught up to no good as usual. Is he spying on an innocent party in the spare room, hiding from a neighbour after performing a prank, or burning evidence (like bank statements or whisky bills). Whether any one of these three entirely plausible possibilities is the truth will be revealed in a forthcoming edition of the Online Blackmail page - or will it? Roy, you can choose the Blackmail option now, and save having to undergo an undignified revelation in the very near future.

Which weird pagan ritual are we witnessing here? Are these the preliminary rites leading up to another human sacrifice (or worse), or merely a sitting-room re-enactment of the opening scenes of "The Hobbit"? The perpetrators, to be collectively known as the "Garden Gnomes" until they cough up, can learn how to make their donations by pressing the 'Blackmail' button now. Do these people think they are furniture? click on Roy for more evidence

sinister tiles The story behind this intriguing portrait will be revealed in a future edition of the 'Blackmail Page', unless of course, the young lady captured here in this not entirely convincing disguise decides to donate. Remember, we probably have something on all of you, and we will reveal it to the World unless you pay, pay, pay!

Now, everyone knows that 'Newtons' love dressing up in matching hats and frolicking about, but here is proof that this trait spans generations and continents. These 'Taylors' have come out of the closet and actually admitted to being 'Newtons'!
Anyway, you all know the rules by now and we take dollars too. New tribe of Newtons posturing as dwarves

s	Roy has been caught up to no good as usual. Is he spying on an innocent party in the spare room, hiding from a neighbour after performing a prank, or burning evidence (like bank statements or whisky bills). Whether any one of these three entirely plausible possibilities is the truth will be revealed in a forthcoming edition of the Online Blackmail page - or will it? Roy, you can choose the Blackmail option now, and save having to undergo an undignified revelation in the very near future.
Which weird pagan ritual are we witnessing here? Are these the preliminary rites leading up to another human sacrifice (or worse), or merely a sitting-room re-enactment of the opening scenes of "The Hobbit"? The perpetrators, to be collectively known as the "Garden Gnomes" until they cough up, can learn how to make their donations by pressing the 'Blackmail' button now.	click on Roy for more evidence
	The story behind this intriguing portrait will be revealed in a future edition of the 'Blackmail Page', unless of course, the young lady captured here in this not entirely convincing disguise decides to donate. Remember, we probably have something on all of you, and we will reveal it to the World unless you pay, pay, pay!
Now, everyone knows that 'Newtons' love dressing up in matching hats and frolicking about, but here is proof that this trait spans generations and continents. These 'Taylors' have come out of the closet and actually admitted to being 'Newtons'! Anyway, you all know the rules by now and we take dollars too.