The Newtonian Online-Donations Page
As with most charitable organisations, we only accept donations in certain formats.
Specifically, we will only accept cash in used banknotes, stuffed in an envelope and put
behind the clock on the mantlepiece for us to collect at our leisure. Please remember
to address the envelope to the 'Newtonian Blackmail Benefit', and include your name
and any misdemeanors you particularly do not want us to publish!
We thank you for your donation and hope you continue to enjoy the service!
