There were a few other factors involved in the sudden disappearance of the writers of Newtonia.Org, including an ill-judged attempt to sell useless rocks with 'ancient magic properties' online, about which we will say no more at present (except that we are very, very sorry)..
Now, by popular demand, we are back, and we are unrepentant! Excitingly, in this all-new edition of Newtonia.Org, the Online Blackmail Page has been preserved intact. We judge that two years are long enough for the Newtons to have let down their guard again, and we look forward to revealing the sordid details of their more recent lapses of behaviour.
However, most of the little Newtons have grown in the meantime and even we would be ashamed to recount their excesses of the past two years. So, to reflect the increasing maturity of our readers, we shall be dedicating more resources to our recipe and travel pages. In fact, if we mature any more, we'll probably have to introduce a Gardening section.
... and so, gentle readers, read on, and try not to be too surprised by what you might find. As always, there is more to come ...
