'When I ordered a single delivery I didn't mean a truck load. My drive is now full of this crap and I can't find a single one among them that makes me invisible. However, my car has disappeared' - Roy
'They taste of mud and they don't even skip on water' - some kids
'You crook - you must be the personification of CMOT Dibbler on this planet. My armpits still itch, but my wife can't see me any more' - T. Pratchet (not a Newton)
Please email us your order with the delivery address and your bank account details to:
troublemakers@newtonia.org
We thank you for your timely order and hope you continue to enjoy the service!
