Cat Gang Custody Statement
"This page is dedicated to the Eldrid (nee Newton) cats who are currently detained at Her Majesty's pleasure. These four delightful creatures pose no threat to humankind (though the chipmunk population of NE America has risen since their departure) but have fallen foul of the terrible, inequitable and ridiculous quarantine laws that currently exist. Dill, Pippo, Thomas and Moppet, we salute you! See you at Christmas."
The Cat Gang's representative (pictured here protecting yet another criminal), earlier auditioned for the part of 'Serial Mom' (which she narrowly lost to Kathleen Turner) and wrote propoganda to order before dedicating her singular talents exclusively to the Carnivores' Rights movement.
