Cat with Criminal record!

would I destroy homes?

Oh boy! This carpet is cuddly!
Karl, demonstrably NOT clawing the carpet

I'll get that mouse!
Karl, caught red-handed on my scanner

Is this what you mean when you say 'Don't climb in the drawers!'?
Karl, caught red-handed in my pullover drawer.

Of course, they don't like each other at all

Where do you want to go today?