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Through an unbelievable coincidence, more amazingly convenient than you could ever imagine, Newtonia.Org has come into possession of a limited number of very exclusive magic stones, buried since the mists of time began.
These stones, imbued with the strange mythical knowledge of wild nomadic warrior tribes from long, long gone, and once thought lost forever, have turned up again in our garden. The secret spells of the weird warrior wizards have filled these twinkling treasures (see photos at half actual size) with untold magical power, interestingly harnessed in two distinct ways. Some of these little gems*, when held in the hand of their owner, make this person invisible; others stop your armpits from itching.
Now, for the very first time since the passing of this ancient pagan knowledge from our conciousness, we can make a limited number of these uncannily fascinting gewgaws exclusively available to Newtonian members at very special rates, and to any casual readers too.
Just send us an email pledging the amount of money you would like to spend and the quantity of magic stones you would like delivered. Trust us, we will organise the rest.
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* The word 'Gem' is used here in a 'literary' sense only - don't think you'll be getting anything precious
